Life as We Know It...

If you really love bacon and you are undecided about having children, just remember that you are going to have to share your bacon with your children. You know, unless they turn out, like, vegetarian or something. Some people can accept this (do you really love bacon?), but for others... well, you know.

I bring this up because I made bacon today. I always make four slices of bacon because that's the amount that fits perfectly in my little toaster oven tray. And four is like the perfect number for satisfying my bacon craving. Today, however, I had to give one of those pieces of bacon to Colsen. And you know, bacon is one of those things that you can't secretly make. That heavenly aroma spreads all over the home. I couldn't hide the bacon. It even distracted Colsen from his Minecraft obsession.

I can't be that guy that doesn't give his kid bacon. It hurt a little. But this is parenting.

This is what Colsen is supposed to look like...

according to the folks at http://www.morphthing.com