Colsen attended a friend's 4th birthday party today. This involved playing video games, eating too many sweets, and in general wreaking havoc in a confined space. Kids' birthday parties are so hectic and loud. Why do adults even tell children that it's their birthday? Just don't even tell them until they are old enough to ask about it. Then tell them you can't remember the exact day. And it would be dangerous to celebrate a birthday on the wrong day because then the birthday trolls will come around and eat all your shoes and toys... and pull your hair... and make it smell really bad in here.
